Saturday, 20 September 2014

49 Things I Learned After Getting Enrolled In An Engineering College .. The 50th thing I learnt is - Engineering Rocks!

1. When they say its 10:1 guys to girls ratio,
they are not kidding.
2. But it still doesn’t mean every girl has a
boyfriend. But every girl does and must have
a boy as a friend. Friend flirt like that? Mostly.
3. Four years to forget whatever science you
learnt in 11 and 12 standard.
4. Four years for developing a tough skull
through which the new knowledge doesn’t
seep in.
5. We miss school teachers. We miss school.
6. Canteen is college.
7. Xerox wale uncle/ Bhaiya knows the syllabus
better than us.
8. Regular self study is rare and is considered a
disease. People are always ready to provide
you with the cure. My friends are having MD/ FRCS in that !!
9. TV series and movies.
10. Lots of movies.
11. Procrastination taken to another level.
12. Pointers. Never to be asked.
13. Never liked first bench ...Always empty row.
14. We bunk and we flunk (well almost)
15. The geek guys are used for assignments,
tutorials and answer suppliers during
16. Research paper publishers; Respect. And
17. Placement; Party.
18. Seniors; Party.
19. Birthday; Party.
20. In a relationship; Party.
21. Pointers; Party.
22. Basically anything; Party.
23. Industrial visit;  visits industries only in the name...
24. Weed; Don’t even get me started.
25. Trips are not to be planned with an all girls
group. They would most probably back out.
26. Own A DSLR; Open a photography page on
Facebook. And be close to stage during
celebrity nights.
27. Festivals; Heads don’t work properly. Never
ever. Even if it’s you.
28. Various Clubs; We try too hard to keep them
active throughout the year.
29. It still doesn’t work out.
30. No hot guys or hot girls in the same year.
31. Seniors are always more attractive. And in
relationships. Juniors are kids (from a girl’s
perspective). Doesn’t matter if they are in
any relationship. They are still kids.
32. Those localite friends and their vehicles.
33. Hostel wardens. Creatures of another world.
34. Principal. Creature of another planet.
35. Professors. Do not belong to this universe.
36. Teaching assistants. LOL.
37. Lab assistants. The noble people.
38. Practicals?  The day you pretend to be sincere to your staffs!
39. Friends and roomies. Worth spending the
four years with.
40. Internships / IPT - a picnic inside a prison with many new friends.
41. Career? What career? WHAT WOULD I DO
44. Happiest as well as the most depressing
phase of life.
45. Ironic..I know ... Fb news feed will be filed with  friend' s status "got placed in " but those companies you never heard of or wanted to get into !!!
46. And when you have nothing to do. In
irritation, you end up opening your blog/
Facebook page/ Twitter account/ Tumblr
blog/ Youtube channel.
47. After four years, you are in 10 standard
again. The world is open to you. What field
would you choose? You can even do MBBS if
you are crazy enough. Chances are quite
high that you will quit main stream engineering and get into some IT companies competing with CS students ... 
48. Bachelor of Technology/ Engineering?
Bwahhahahahahahahahahahaha! What is the difference between will think while filling job application forms !!!
49. Chanting for govt jobs at final even though you know you are not prepared to face those stupid idiotic foolish system of competitive exams....

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