Saturday, 20 September 2014

49 Things I Learned After Getting Enrolled In An Engineering College .. The 50th thing I learnt is - Engineering Rocks!

1. When they say its 10:1 guys to girls ratio,
they are not kidding.
2. But it still doesn’t mean every girl has a
boyfriend. But every girl does and must have
a boy as a friend. Friend flirt like that? Mostly.
3. Four years to forget whatever science you
learnt in 11 and 12 standard.
4. Four years for developing a tough skull
through which the new knowledge doesn’t
seep in.
5. We miss school teachers. We miss school.
6. Canteen is college.
7. Xerox wale uncle/ Bhaiya knows the syllabus
better than us.
8. Regular self study is rare and is considered a
disease. People are always ready to provide
you with the cure. My friends are having MD/ FRCS in that !!
9. TV series and movies.
10. Lots of movies.
11. Procrastination taken to another level.
12. Pointers. Never to be asked.
13. Never liked first bench ...Always empty row.
14. We bunk and we flunk (well almost)
15. The geek guys are used for assignments,
tutorials and answer suppliers during
exams.
16. Research paper publishers; Respect. And
party.
17. Placement; Party.
18. Seniors; Party.
19. Birthday; Party.
20. In a relationship; Party.
21. Pointers; Party.
22. Basically anything; Party.
23. Industrial visit;  visits industries only in the name...
24. Weed; Don’t even get me started.
25. Trips are not to be planned with an all girls
group. They would most probably back out.
26. Own A DSLR; Open a photography page on
Facebook. And be close to stage during
celebrity nights.
27. Festivals; Heads don’t work properly. Never
ever. Even if it’s you.
28. Various Clubs; We try too hard to keep them
active throughout the year.
29. It still doesn’t work out.
30. No hot guys or hot girls in the same year.
31. Seniors are always more attractive. And in
relationships. Juniors are kids (from a girl’s
perspective). Doesn’t matter if they are in
any relationship. They are still kids.
32. Those localite friends and their vehicles.
33. Hostel wardens. Creatures of another world.
34. Principal. Creature of another planet.
35. Professors. Do not belong to this universe.
36. Teaching assistants. LOL.
37. Lab assistants. The noble people.
38. Practicals?  The day you pretend to be sincere to your staffs!
39. Friends and roomies. Worth spending the
four years with.
40. Internships / IPT - a picnic inside a prison with many new friends.
41. Career? What career? WHAT WOULD I DO
WITH MY LIFE?
42. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!
43. SERIOUSLY! WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY
LIFE!
44. Happiest as well as the most depressing
phase of life.
45. Ironic..I know ... Fb news feed will be filed with  friend' s status "got placed in " but those companies you never heard of or wanted to get into !!!
46. And when you have nothing to do. In
irritation, you end up opening your blog/
Facebook page/ Twitter account/ Tumblr
blog/ Youtube channel.
47. After four years, you are in 10 standard
again. The world is open to you. What field
would you choose? You can even do MBBS if
you are crazy enough. Chances are quite
high that you will quit main stream engineering and get into some IT companies competing with CS students ... 
48. Bachelor of Technology/ Engineering?
Bwahhahahahahahahahahahaha! What is the difference between them....you will think while filling job application forms !!!
49. Chanting for govt jobs at final even though you know you are not prepared to face those stupid idiotic foolish system of competitive exams....

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Do you know what is ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE ?? Check mine!!

Hi,
Do you know why all celebrities are doing this ICE bucket Challenge for the past  two weeks ?
 Yep I will say!!
  In last few days, the Ice Bucket Challenge has been picking up traction across United States. 
  The activity involves dumping a bucket of icy water over your head to raise awareness/donations for the ALS Association in the United States. 
  If you’ve thought ‘what’s that about?’, well here’s your answer.
  Called the ice bucket challenge, it was created by the ALS Association, who are working to fight Amyotrophic lateral Sclerosis (ALS), also known as Lou Gehrig’s Disease or Motor Neurone Disease in the UK. The challenge is this: film yourself getting doused with a bucket of ice water, post the video to social media and then nominate your friends to do the same. If you’d rather not have freezing water dumped on your head, you are asked to donate to an ALS charity of your choice.
  So far, the challenge has been undertaken by the likes of Oprah Winfrey, Robert Downey Jr, Bill Gates, Gwen Stefani, Mark Zuckerberg, Steven Spielberg, Taylor Swift and Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

It's Not Darkness... Say Ignorance !!!

Do you come home from work and simply fall down in front of the TV where you spend your time until you sleep? 

If the answer is yes, perhaps you should consider living life yourself instead of by proxy. You’re going to wake up

one day regretting how you spent your limited time in existence. A human lifespan is just a cosmic blink when you consider the age of the Earth, our galaxy and the universe. To waste it, is to give up the ultimate gift . The problem lies not with everyone , the ideas are everywhere, but motivation is seemingly nonexistent.

Ask yourself a few questions-
Do I have a passion?
Am I refining/advancing my skills and knowledge of something daily?
Do I know exactly what I want in life?
These are all big questions. But most passionate, successful and motivated people not only answered yes to all of them instantly, but they even knew the “what” and “why” as well without much thought. 
If you didn't answer yes to all of these, it may be the day to rethink your life.

If you haven’t found that incredible spark and excitement for life yet, here’s the reality: it isn't just going to randomly happen or fall into your lap. It isn't the result of lots of money, nor is it the result of chance and circumstance. It is the result of freeing yourself mentally and engaging your intellect. It is the result of an internal drive that is unstoppable.

There are so many engaging, interesting and ultimately fulfilling things to spend your free time doing. The question is......
 how can you not find a passion?
Once you have found it, it’s amazing and  indescribable – no one can sway your thoughts and your concentration.

When you know exactly what you want in life and what really drives you, you’ll never again be bored, tired or

unfulfilled. Seemingly boundless inspiration and motivation will be brought forward.

Life itself presents infinite challenges and mysteries, but only finite amount of time to explore them. That’s why having a focus is vital – we’re all only given X amount of time to accomplish what we set forth, and you certainly
cannot do everything.

People who spend their free time engaged in a passion are happier, more creative and more dynamic in their personality than those who merely spend their time as consumers of vapid entertainment pop-culture.
Perhaps, most of you reading here understand this......
If yes, this post was not for you. It is for everyone who is living life by proxy and for those who haven’t yet found a passion and embraced their true, creative self.

 It’s better late than never.




Saturday, 8 March 2014

WWW.IRCTC.CO.IN - THE SLOWEST SERVER EVER IDENTIFIED IN THE WORLD

I post this because because, I lost 1000 bucks in it few weeks back., still waiting for refund.I don't know how to show my frustrations...

An Angry Indian(Sometimes it is me) writes to " Whom so ever it may concern " and to our beloved Indian Railways , IRCTC teams along with their excellent colleagues - the bankers for refunding the failed transactions as soon as possible..

Dear Unknown,
I believe Indian Railways employs more or less to a sum of 1.55 million strong work force and there are plenty of facts displaying the pride , joy of Indian railways available over the web/news.
It's fine to read and write a fact which soothes an organization, real facts which often reflects the truth are hidden and obviously they will not provide a "soothing effect."

Indian population, which grows as drastically as our inflation and alike our political scams, finds it hard to travel from a place to another.Which provides an opportunity to raise a question, "Our country has Right to constitutional remedies, So I ask , do we have the freedom to travel :P or a freedom to book a ticket ;) ???" Hell NO :( .

I personally prefer Rail route than troubling roadways, i was there in Integral coach factory for my In-plant visit. Trainers portrayed the positives of Indian railways and most of them are true.
Indians prefer Railways than any other transport ways, especially middle class families are in damn dependent on Indian railways.

Middle class people reflects half the population, so railways has the responsibility to satisfy customers and to give them a happy voyage but in reality INDIAN RAILWAYS NUMB on dealing Indians.


Example you ask ?
Kindly ask our Indian Railway minister(am not sure who holds it, it changes day in day out) to book a tatkal ticket particularly on Saturday morning, i have my premonitions.

1) Our honorable minister may go BERSERK while booking tickets (kindly arrange an ambulance in advance) 
2) High chances are there for Mid polls on his/her constituency, am sure he will not be there to witness it.
3) If he starts walking to his destination while opening the IRCTC site, chances are high for him to reach his destination before the site loads its page.

You can find thousands of funny posters displaying the plight of people while booking a tatkal ticket.I will vent my anger through Facebook status and with my friends, but the situation has never changed.

                                          
SOLUTIONS:
1) Please BAN the low speed IRCTC web site and cancel all e-tickets, i-tickets services from that server.


2) Give young souls a sponsored training on Web designing and web management, bright minds can find a solution to avoid this mess, technology grows in the same phase as our population. India has capability to solve this simple problem of dealing web traffic.


3) Hand over the web site to private players, they can do lot better than present way.

Above all, Kindly please don't steal in the name of booking charge, in reality you must give us compensation for wasting our time and increasing our blood pressure while booking tickets.

Understand your responsibility and act accordingly, if you are asking me whether i'm too perfect to point or whether i'm a web developer ?
I'm none, i am a common who wants to book a ticket and to travel and to solve my priorities.
I don't wanna loose some moments and chances just because of your DUMB website.

Apart from all, if i was asked to judge and provide WORLD'S WORST WEBSITE AWARD, without a second thought I am glad to crown IRCTC website with WORLD'S WORST WEBSITE AWARD along with it's excellent colleagues - the bankers for refunding the failed transactions as soon as possible.
Even Donkey  runs faster than IRCTC grown Horse


And another funny instance, SAVE PAPERS movement right ? we don't need to take printouts and waste papers. well good initiative.
I have wasted 1 hour in front of my monitor, waiting for IRCTC to load, Please help us to save electricity by altering your site, so that i don't need to waste electricity by waiting for your site to load.

Help us to SAVE ELECTRICITY and to avoid being B.P patient !!!
Thank you.

Your's authentically,
IRCTC's Most Failed customer.  

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